teddiesandlollipops:

Um. Here’s my booty😁😘

suspend:

“What’s meant to be will always find a way”

— Trisha Yearwood
(via suspend)

s-oudelua:

1970scop:

Serial killer: *murders someone in a neighbourhood*

People from the neighbourhood: *are waiting for the police to come and interview them about the murder*

1970s FBI profiler: INTERVIEWING PEOPLE IS FOR NERDS, BACK TO MY HUNCH! The murderer used a knife (symbol for penis) which means he owns 2 bicycles and had pastrami for lunch.

ilovelisabetch:

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

daintydearest:

averagefairy:

being ugly in high school doesnt last forever but the trauma of being ugly in high school SURE DOES !